mike cooley

the oh so true american poet, what's this do for ya,



"i've been this close to death before, i was just to drunk to know it"



or this one



"morning is a bitch with open arms, and the night is a girl who's gone too far"



i like this one to



"last night i slept with my boots on again,

with one cut on my forehead

and one on my chin,

on the cold hard floor with nothin to cover up with,

well you got me real good girl,

and i must admit,

you pack a pretty mean punch, for such a pretty little fist,

and it's a shame to know most folks

will never know true love like this"



but my favorite is



"your daddy is a deacon down at the salem's church of christ,

and he makes good money as long as reynold's wrap keeps everything wrapped up tight,

and your momma is as good a wife and momma as she can be,

and your sister's puttin that sweet stuff on everybody in town but me,

your brother was the first born, he's got 10 fingers and 10 toes,

and it's a damn good thing cause he needs all 20 to keep the closet door closed"



that's what mike cooley says

check him

out

mo